Definitely not God. Just a regular guy.
Seriously. I’m just a guy named Jack.
I didn’t create the world or humanity or all the problems.
Not at all, I swear.
Don’t read this, please.
This is placeholder. Don’t read it. This is definitely not a note to St. Peter, in case he’s paying attention. That’s all. There’s not more here if you scroll waaaaaay down.
Hi St. Peter! Hope things are going well. I swear I’ll be back up there soon. Things went a little weird down here, but everything is totally under control. Nothing has gone wrong and the world is not on fire!
P.S. Jimmy, says hi and he really needs a vacation if we get back. I mean when. When we get back. Because nothing has gone wrong. He also says none of this was in the brochure, so maybe we need to update that.
Why have you scrolled here?!? Stop! This is for covert messaging only.
NOTHING
TO
SEE
HERE
SERIOUSLY? YOU’RE THE REASON I’M THINKING ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD.
WHY CAN’T YOU LISTEN???
Considering how annoyingly persistent you are, maybe you know an agent who might publish the book? You can ANNOY THEM UNTIL THEY BREAK and take on my writer as a client.
I hate you.
Ok, that was a little harsh. I don’t hate you.